Objectively Subjective: Week 13 Power Rankings

by Alana Klein

In addition to contributing to our weekly consensus, I like to provide a brief rationale of why I voted the way that I did.

  1. Nashville Kats – (10-1) ↔
    • The clear-cut #1. Most points scored, fewest points allowed, a miracle play away from being undefeated, and the best kicker in the game. Dude should be in the NFL. … Seriously. If you go try out before Saturday’s game in Albany, I’ll pay for your travel & hotel. … What? Read the title. I’m ALLOWED to be subjective.*
  2. Albany Firebirds – (9-2) ↔
    • Remarkably good team that’s remarkably inconsistent. Gave a bunch of 1st teamers the week off in preparation for the Game of the Year.
  3. Minnesota Monsters – (6-4) ↔
    • Great game but was against an emergency squad.
  4. Michigan Arsenal – (5-6) ↔
    • Hottest team in the league right now. Notice that I said “hottest,” not “best.”
  5. Kentucky Barrels – (7-4) ↔
    • Glad that coach is OK. Roster “shake-up” (to put it mildly) doesn’t bode well for the upcoming playoffs.
  6. Washington Wolfpack – (5-6) ↔
    • Definitely hit that “plateau” that I mentioned a few weeks back and since then seems to have fallen off a cliff.
  7. Beaumont Renegades – (3-7) ↔
    • STILL mathematically alive for a playoff spot somehow, but needs help to get in even if they win out.
  8. Oceanside Bombers – (1-9) ↔
    • Officially eliminated. A scrappy bunch but couldn’t piece it together to get the W’s. Fun fact: their QB is in the top 5 in passing yards per game and they have the #1 wide receiver (based on receiving yards per game).
  • Oregon Lightning – (1-8)
    • Deserves a shout-out because their commitment to the community appears to still be strong despite having to wrap up their season earlier than expected.

* Disclaimer: Nothing in this sarcasm should be viewed or construed to be an actual offer by the author to pay or compensate anyone for their travel expenses.


Playoff projection
  1. Nashville Kats
  2. Albany Firebirds
  3. Minnesota Monsters
  4. Kentucky Barrels
  5. Michigan Arsenal
  6. Washington Wolfpack

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